Tuesday, June 10, 2025

I asked my toddler to hand me the remote…





I asked my toddler to hand me the remote…
She reprogrammed the TV in five seconds.
Now everything’s in Spanish and upside down.
The dog channel is bookmarked as “Favorites.”


Volume is permanently set to 97.
The fridge started playing Baby Shark.
Even the vacuum started dancing.
Alexa only answers to “Princess Rainbow.”
The lights flash when she claps twice.
I’m scared to ask her to fix it.

 

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