Tuesday, June 10, 2025

I walked into the gym feeling motivated...


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I walked into the gym feeling motivated...
The treadmill laughed and sped up on its own.
The dumbbells rolled away like, “Not today.”
The pull-up bar yelled, “You're dreaming!”
The yoga mat curled up and refused to unroll.
Even the water fountain squirted me in the face.
My smartwatch whispered, “Just fake a step count.”
The mirror flexed harder than me.
The locker locked itself and said, “You don’t live here.”
By the time I left, the gym posted, “Nice try.”


 

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