Dumbbells vs. Me: A Gym Love Story Gone Wrong

 

Tried to lift dumbbells today.

They were heavier than my will to succeed.
I gave one a little nudge—it rolled away.
Trainer said, “Pick something easier.”
I picked my phone and scrolled memes.
That’s also arm movement, right?
Every machine gave me side-eye.
Even the gym fan stopped spinning when I passed.
Might be time for an emotional spotter.
Muscles? Still pending.